The Empire of Reino da Banda is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sabino with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.706 billion Reino da Bandas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vila da Banda. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Reino da Bandan economy, worth 258 trillion Bandeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 151,251 Bandeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Reino da Banda are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reino da Banda's national animal is the Capivara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sabinismo.

Reino da Banda is ranked 101,136^th in the world and 36^th in Spiritus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,322.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.